The Autonomous Eye does not wish to discuss his mysterious origins or the secret of his fantastic powers. Neither will he disclose his present whereabouts or his probable destination.
The Eye is bored with all these things.
The Eye does not resemble the photograph on this blog. Ha ha ha! No he does not. Ha ha ha!
The Eye does not wish to discuss the puzzling events of New Year’s Eve. Suffice to say that justice will be done. Never again will the Autonomous Eye be “shot from a cannon.” Like a common cannon ball!!!!!!!!!!!!
That little dwarf better hide if he knows what’s good for him. Yes, the fourth one. He had better beware the piercing gaze of the Autonomous Eye!!!
January 6, 2008 at 2:29 am
so are you then a “brown eye”?
January 6, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I can’t wait to hear about New Years Eve at our next Emergency Meeting. I hope you weren’t damaged and your fantastic powers weren’t blunted.
Speaking of which, how close are you now to unmasking the Fourth Dwarf?
January 6, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Oh Eye, you are so mysterious! I wish I could be mysterious too!
Everyone knows what an elf looks like. Maybe I should start wearing a fake beard and different elf booties. Then I could walk among the crowds all hidden-like. Like the Eye. Although, maybe you float over the crowds? To add to the mystery?
January 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
nursemyra, I am Autonomous Eye. Brown Eye is my idiot cousin.
The Fourth Dwarf’s true identity is within my grasp, Chaise. Unmasking him is child’s play. I only await the proper time.
Little Elf, the Autonomous Eye does not wish to reveal his exact mode of locomotion. Regarding your desire to don a fake beard, I say go for it. And as for your curly feet, could you not cram them into some oversized Adidas?
January 6, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Eye, I trust you will know the proper time and act accordingly. That Dwarf’s identity has been shadowed in shadowiness all too long.
Elfie, speaking of proper times, how is your profile coming along? I know we’re leading the Elgin Street Irregulars 5-1, and the chances of them winning at this point are dim. But you never know, maybe they are just toying with us. Maybe they have all their profiles written and sitting in their back pocket, and are just one keystroke away from winning this contest?
January 6, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Gonna win! Gonna win! What do we win Chaisey?
January 7, 2008 at 11:26 am
Hmmm. Those crafty ESIs never said WHAT the prize would be. Maybe we should have a Name That Prize contest.