Comments on: My Most Horriblest Day http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/ Angst-free since Tuesday Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:17:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Third Elf http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-113 Third Elf Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:05:28 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-113 I'm pure as absinthe. I’m pure as absinthe.

]]> By: Fox http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-112 Fox Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:33:57 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-112 Me! Pure as the snow? That'd be me! signed, fox Me! Pure as the snow? That’d be me!
signed, fox

]]> By: Shagatha http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-111 Shagatha Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:25:33 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-111 Posted by Shagatha's Personal Assistant Shagatha is well and truly fed up with everyone's hostility toward her. So, she was enjoying some physical pleasure with an old friend. Is that a crime? So, she enjoys many physical pleasures with many friends. Does that make her unworthy of your respect and affection? Shagatha wants to know who among you is as pure as the driven snow? Posted by Shagatha’s Personal Assistant

Shagatha is well and truly fed up with everyone’s hostility toward her. So, she was enjoying some physical pleasure with an old friend. Is that a crime? So, she enjoys many physical pleasures with many friends. Does that make her unworthy of your respect and affection? Shagatha wants to know who among you is as pure as the driven snow?

]]> By: Third Elf http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-110 Third Elf Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:23:40 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-110 Noooooooo! My hopes are dashed. Foxy, let's go anyway. At very least, I can steal myself a batch of cookies and a bottle of something strong. Noooooooo! My hopes are dashed.

Foxy, let’s go anyway. At very least, I can steal myself a batch of cookies and a bottle of something strong.

]]> By: Autonomous Eye http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-109 Autonomous Eye Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:17:42 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-109 Turning.. turning... But wait! It is not ALL the citizens of Greely who are elves... rather some 20% of the female children are elves... But wait! They do not have curly elf feet... They are baking cookies and learning to sew... They do not wear false beards, but brown uniforms... Turning... turning... Turning.. turning…

But wait! It is not ALL the citizens of Greely who are elves… rather some 20% of the female children are elves…

But wait! They do not have curly elf feet… They are baking cookies and learning to sew… They do not wear false beards, but brown uniforms…

Turning… turning…

]]> By: Fox http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-108 Fox Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:54:37 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-108 Man, that's some fun we're gonna have out there in Greely, you partyin' with all them lonesome lady elves and me kickin' the shit out of the coyotes! Let's go Elf. Man, that’s some fun we’re gonna have out there in Greely, you partyin’ with all them lonesome lady elves and me kickin’ the shit out of the coyotes! Let’s go Elf.

]]> By: Third Elf http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-107 Third Elf Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:18:52 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-107 Eye: Greely is ALL ELVES?? WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!? LET'S GO!! Shags: At least I'm not screwing poor Empty Shell's dad. I would have expected you to be into younger men, since you seem to think you can get ANYONE in bed.... Eye: Greely is ALL ELVES??

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!? LET’S GO!!

Shags: At least I’m not screwing poor Empty Shell’s dad. I would have expected you to be into younger men, since you seem to think you can get ANYONE in bed….

]]> By: shagatha http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-106 shagatha Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:39:21 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-106 More from Shagatha, personally.. Eye-- have you now taken up pimping for that ridiculous little creature? More from Shagatha, personally..

Eye– have you now taken up pimping for that ridiculous little creature?

]]> By: shagatha http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-105 shagatha Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:37:40 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-105 Posted by Shagatha, personally Foxy - Hump away, dearie. I always maintain that shagging shouldn't be restricted to only one or two body parts Elf: You're very tiresome with your romantic fantasies and you will rue the day you turned down the opportunity of a pity shag from yours truly Posted by Shagatha, personally

Foxy – Hump away, dearie. I always maintain that shagging shouldn’t be restricted to only one or two body parts

Elf: You’re very tiresome with your romantic fantasies and you will rue the day you turned down the opportunity of a pity shag from yours truly

]]> By: Autonomous Eye http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-104 Autonomous Eye Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:36:14 +0000 http://bankstreetblog.wordpress.com/2008/01/08/my-most-horriblest-day/#comment-104 Little Elf, because of my abiding affection for you I will briefly turn my attention to the matter of locating elf chicks in Greely... Turning, turning... Seeking, seeking... Zooming in... Good lord! The Autonomous Eye now conclusively states that ALL the residents of Greely are elves! They are wearing false beards and they have stuffed their curly elf feet into oversized Adidas sneakers!!!! How astounding!!!!!!!!!! But wait... Turning, turning... Little Elf, because of my abiding affection for you I will briefly turn my attention to the matter of locating elf chicks in Greely…

Turning, turning… Seeking, seeking… Zooming in…

Good lord! The Autonomous Eye now conclusively states that ALL the residents of Greely are elves! They are wearing false beards and they have stuffed their curly elf feet into oversized Adidas sneakers!!!!

How astounding!!!!!!!!!! But wait…

Turning, turning…

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