Oh my gosh, guess what? Remember yesterday I was so super sad and I thought how it might be nice to have a pet? Well, this morning I was waking up when I noticed something hot and squirmy under my covers. It was kind of a weird feeling and I didn’t know what to think so I just peeked a little bit and I saw something furry, so then I pushed my covers back even more and there was a pussy!!! It was the cutest thing I ever saw and I just couldn’t believe my eyes, so I reached out really gently and stroked it a little and it felt so nice and warm and downy, so I stroked it a little more and right away I cheered up a lot.
My pussy purred and licked me with it’s little tongue and jumped around and make little squeaky noises and, oh my, it was soooo wonderful. I didn’t want to even get out of bed because it was just so nice and cozy in my bed — I just wanted to lay there all day playing with my pussy. But eventually I got up and ran to find Daddy to thank him for my present. But when I found him he said he had nothing to do with my pussy and then he blushed, so I don’t know if he just didn’t want to tell me because he wanted to be mysterious or if he really wasn’t the one who put that pussy under my covers. But who else could it have been?
Whoever it was, I’m so grateful to have a pussy of my very own. I just know we’re going to have so much fun together. I can’t wait to show everybody my new pussy. I had to get the pool boy to help me take a picture of my pussy, because it’s not easy to take a good pussy picture by yourself and it’s better if someone holds it and someone else takes the picture. He was really excited when I asked him to help me. So he took the picture while I made sure my pussy was posed in a super cute way. Isn’t she gorgeous?
So now I need a name for my pussy and I want all my friends to help me pick one. What do you think?
PS: I’m soooo super excited!!!!
February 16, 2008 at 4:14 pm
The Autonomous Eye will now employ his vast knowledge of classical languages to determine the ideal name for your little pussy.
Turning… turning…
Seeking… seeking…
I have it! The correct name for your little pussy is… from the ancient Latin… language of the Caesars…
Pussicus Catticus!!
You are very welcome, little Empty Shell. Think nothing of it.
February 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Empty! Congrats on the… Er… Kitty!
Do me a little favour though, and don’t write a post when you give your kitty a bath and get it all, umm, WET.
How about Timbit?
February 18, 2008 at 7:28 am
How about Earless?
February 18, 2008 at 10:20 am
Posted by Shagatha’s Personal Assistant
Shagatha thinks Shell’s new little pet looks absolutely delicious. She thinks that since it’s a female kitty and since she looks so regal, why not call her Regina? Shagatha feels it has a nice ring to it.
February 18, 2008 at 11:12 am
How about Mulva?
February 18, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Does she catch mice? Could you call her ‘Hunt’?
February 18, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Dern it Elf, you beat me to it!
February 18, 2008 at 4:08 pm
See Empty, both Foxy and I want your pussy to be named Hunt. It is a truly great name.
February 19, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Oh my! So many cute suggestions. Some of my other friends have also suggested: Muffy, Quim, Bushie and Pootang (the last one because she makes such adorable, but stinky little poos, I guess). I don’t know… I just don’t know. She hasn’t really caught any mice yet, though she did chase our rooster all over the yard yesterday
February 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Your rooster? Really? You have a cock too?
February 19, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I can’t think of a good name but would like to thank you for sharing your discovery with the rest of us. I have long thought that if those who have pussies would share the pleasure more, the whole world would be a better place. I too think yours is cute but then I have never seen one that wasn’t.
February 20, 2008 at 7:31 am
This discussion reminds me of a 1930’s movie called, “The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse”, with Edward G. Robinson as the doctor and Humphrey Bogart as “Rocks Valentine” and a lot of other people with funny names.
February 20, 2008 at 8:39 am
I must have missed that one Xup. Is it playing down at the multiplex?
February 20, 2008 at 11:54 am
No, not since 1938. But seriously, isn’t that an odd name for an Edward G. Robinson character — Clitterhouse??? The whole movie is really odd like that. You should all rent it.
February 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Now XUP, I was just wondering… How do you say your name? Could it be… Zoop?
Hmmm. That reminds me of someone else’s name.
Turning, turning… seeking, seeking…
February 20, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I am now prepared to state with 70% certainty that there is an 18% possibility that XUP and Zoom are the same person.
I don’t know what this means but I think it is VERY SUSPICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
February 21, 2008 at 7:30 am
You might want to get some of those cataracts removed, Eye.
February 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hmmph. I have 80/80 vision. Obviously, 80/80 is far beyond 20/20.
February 22, 2008 at 4:24 am
how about ’sharpie’?
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