January 11, 2008
Pssst #5
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Autonomous Eye:
No secret is safe from the piercing gaze of the Autonomous Eye!!! -
Empty Shell:
My turn-ons are sunshine, lying on the beach, and people who smile. My turn-offs are math, hermit crabs, and people who make waves. -
Fox:
Sneakin' 'round the dark alleys of the city, sniffin' out the dirt, snackin' on pigeons don'cha know... -
La Chaise:
La Chaise lives in a shabby little room in a second-story apartment in the sketchy part of Bank Street. She's considering reupholstery. -
Pandamonia
Panda lives life on the edge, occasionally toppling off. A harried single mother of five, she smokes a lot of bamboo, which contributes to her bamboozlement, but helps keep her sane. -
Shagatha:
Shagatha says, “Shag You!”
Do not attempt to approach Shagatha.
Do not speak directly to Shagatha.
We will not be held responsible if you do anything to irk Shagatha.
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Third Elf:
You can find Third Elf living in an alley behind an undisclosed Bank Street bar. When he's not following bureaucrats to work and stealing their wallets, he takes care of abandoned cats and collects lost mittens. He has a serious sweet tooth, and could spend hours in the dumpster behind Sugar Mountain. He also has a weakness for absinthe. Have you been followed by the Third Elf lately? Admin
