Elfie’s post got me thinking about the true meaning of Christmas, which in turn got me thinking about presents. So I started this Christmas list for Santa, to help him with gift ideas for some of my bloggy friends, even the naughty ones.
I could use some help. Please contribute gift suggestions in the comments. If you can think of good presents for any other bloggers, throw them in there too.
(I know Santa reads this blog: I saw his IP address in the stats. He’s probably just here on a witch hunt for Elfie, but if there’s one thing Santa can’t resist, it’s a list.)
Foxy: Four-and-twenty blackbirds, baked in a pie
Empty Shell: Diapers
Shagatha: A hand-knit cozy for her icy heart
Shagatha’s Personal Assistant: A new flask
Autonomous Eye: X-ray specs
La Chaise: A makeover
Third Elf: A book
Fourth Dwarf: Collectible Long Dong’s Pirate Dwarf Slayers
Aggie: A room of her own
Coyote: A big old slow-moving declawed pussycat
Conch Shell: Sea monkeys
Independent Observer: A gondola
The Chair: Casters
Shagatha says, “Shag You!”
Do not attempt to approach Shagatha.
Do not speak directly to Shagatha.
We will not be held responsible if you do anything to irk Shagatha.
bANk sTREeT irReLEvanTs 
